Worms are people, too!!

If you're a bird, be an early bird,
and catch a nice worm for your plate.
Oh, if you're a bird, be an early bird,
but if you're a worm, sleep late.

Eight Greats

Here it is . . . from a person who is extremely bored right now.

Eight TV shows I love to watch

1. Doctor Who
2. American Idol
3. ICarly
4. Drake and Josh
5. Spongebob
6. Access Hollywood (I guess)
7. America's Funniest Home Videos
8. The News?

Eight Places I like to eat

1. Golden Corral
2. Wendys
3. Spagetti Factory
4. Fazolli's
5. Chuck-a-Ramas
6. Chinese Buffet
7. Arbys
8. Souper Salads

Eight things that happened yesterday

1. I painted the boat during stage crew
2. I sang the solo in Chorus
3. Mrs. Wright gave us a test in english . . . yawn
4. Mr Rolan gave me $100,000
5. I finished editing our science video
6. I stressed out over homework
7. I practiced for our play
8. I found out that it hurts to clip hair accesseories to your nose. . . hahaha

Eight things I look forward to

1. Tonight . . . I'm going to a haunted house with my friends and also performing in a play and I'm so disappointed I couldn't make it to Emmas party!!!
2. Tommorow . . . I'm going to Another halloween party
3.Thursday, halloween party in chior
4. Thursday, I'm going to hang out and probably have a sleepover!
5. Halloween, I'm going to set up haunted houses with my friends
6. my 14th b-day
7. 12-21-2012
8. Reading Inkdeath!

Eight things I love about fall

1. The leaves
2. Being able to start wearing winter clothes
3 . Fall back an hour , yes!!
4. The wind
5. The adjectives: Crunchy, crisp, whispy, calm.
6. Thanksgiving
7 Halloween!
8. Fall break

Eight things on my wish list

1. A new DDR Matt, mine's all beat up
2. A video camera
3. A cell phone
4. An Ipod
5. a good life
6. a job as an author
7. silence!! At least right now!
8. a lead role in the play


I tag . . . you know, whoever reads this.

The Language of Ski

Hiski howski areski youski? Iski amski prettyski goodski. Thiski iski theski languageski ofski skiski. Itski iski prettyski easyski toski speakski inski. Allski youski haveski toski doski iski adski skiski toski theski endski ofski everyski wordski. Weski madeski itski upski inski sixthski gradeski, andski itski canski getski veryski annoyingski. Itski iski veryski funski toski speakski inski becasueski anyoneski canski doski itski. Itski iski very repetitiveski andski iski usedski betterski withski smallski wordskis, like "iski" ,"Iski", or "doski" becauseski itski isk iveryski confusingski. Itski iski veryski annoyingski whenski youski writeski inski itski soski Iski willski stopski nowski!
Sincerelyski,
Melski

My New CentralVac

I bet you read the title of that and are now very confused. A centralvac is this cool kind of vacuum cleaner.
To explain it? Well, there are little holes in the wall everywhere. (They're not just random punches in the wall, but they have pipes and covers over them.) The vacuum is this puny little thing, it's like a stick with the . . . uh
. . . sucker thingamabobber at the end. So, basically, you plug that into any one of those holes and then press the on switch. Then you vacuum wherever you need to vacuum. (Duh)
All of the stuff sucked up by the vacuum goes down into a giant plastic bag downstairs, and you only have to empty it like once a month. Cool, huh?
Bye, bye, heavy evil vacuum!
Let's welcome the new . . . (drumroll) CentralVac!

General Conference

Was general conference awesome or what? I learned a lot this weekend, so much that I don't even want to write it down! (I'm not being sarcastic, I really did learn a lot, but, uh, it's kind of hard to remember so I don't think I could write it down if I tried. . .)

I love it when the general authorities tell stories. My favorite story was told by . . . um . . . that one old guy. (Sorry, I can't be specific about which old guy.)It was the story of how his daughter was going to go on a blind date, and the guy came and rang the doorbell. The daughter was a little surprised at how old this man was, but she smiled as he introduced himself to her parents, and then she walked with him out to the car. (Er, I wasn't listenening entirely well because during this talk I was either eating breakfast or lunch, reading the paper, or doing some other totally random thing like maybe oragami.) So, she went out and got in his car, but he didn't leave. A few minutes later, she came back in, and told her parents that she had agreed to be the man's babysitter. Oh my gosh, would that be embarassing or what???

So, that's my general conference experience. Cool, no?

Big Words - Quote of the Day

"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." - anonymous

War of The Worlds

Help me, I'm falling asleep . . .
So, I'm attempting to read War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells right now. Wowza! It's soooo boring. . . The only book I've ever read that was harder to get through than this one was a book about htis amish girl who was forced to go to school. Actually, on that subject, I didn't even finish reading that book, I think I fell asleep about two chapters into it. No, I literally fell asleep.
Then again, I almost fell asleep when I was reading War of the Worlds this afternoon, too. So, I just finished book one, and I layed down on my bed to rest my eyes, and I ended up dozing off for a minute, but then the book slipped out of my hands and landed on my alarm clock and it hit the snooze button, which turned on my radio and made me jump like three feet in the air.
So, I guess this entry is just sort of stalling me from reading . . . even though I really should finish it . . .
*sigh* I do like science fiction. I really do! In fact, it's one of my favorite genres, but for some reason a story of people running around England like chickens with their heads cut off isn't so great. I'm already to the hundred thirty-fifth page and nothing has happened!!!!
Okay. I hope you were really bored and had fun reading that, because I don't even care if anyone even reads this becasue it basically just says how insanely boring War of the Worlds is.
(P.S: I am sooo going to catch up with your reading after I finish this one tongiht . . . mwahahahaha . . . . !!!!)